You could be 60 kgs overweight but for your Punjabi mother you are just "healthy".
Facebook, Whatsapp, she knows it all...even if she doesn't.
Standard response to anything that goes wrong.
The other standard response to anything that goes severely wrong.
That's your cue to know "someone's gonna get hurt real bad".
No, no need to answer that. You get one anyway.
It's all about comparisons, people.
That line won't hold as evidence in the family court of law. #JustSaying
Gee, thanks mum. It's not like you mention it like all the time!
Whether they exist or not, she always feels answerable to someone/anyone for your actions.
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