Share the funniest joke you've heard with me and I will RT them and a surprise for the best 3 jokes. Try to get as funny as you can!- Juhi Chawla (@iam_juhi) November 29, 2016
We're not sure what brought this on, and apparently Twitter didn't quite care either. Tweeple, always looking for an opportunity to make jokes (sometimes even about very serious matters), decided to go all out and began sharing their contributions.
As promised, Ms Chawla has been retweeting the ones she's liked so far. She hasn't declared any winners yet, so we'll have to be on the lookout for that. Until then, enjoy these awesome jokes.
@iam_juhi Reporter to Doctor: What was d biggest mistake of your life?- Karan Jain (@yudedude) December 1, 2016
Doctor:1 year ago,I increased my consultation fees frm Rs400 to Rs500
@iam_juhi Q.Is Google male or female?- Harjeetsingh Wadhwa (@harjeetwadhwa) November 30, 2016
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
@iam_juhi Nurse: Santa ji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!- Shehnaaz Haldar (@iamshehnaaz) November 30, 2016
Santa Singh: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
@iam_juhi customr:U cheatd me.- Shehnaaz Haldar (@iamshehnaaz) November 30, 2016
Shopkepr:No,I sold good radio 2 u.
Customr:Radio label shows MadeInJapan bt radio says dis is 'AllIndiaRadio'
@iam_juhi Boss: Where were you born?- Shehnaaz Haldar (@iamshehnaaz) November 30, 2016
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
@iam_juhi A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.- Indian (@HomoSapein_v2_0) November 29, 2016