You know it's going to be a good day when you've begun it listening to, and watching, Dr Rajkumar sing "If you come today, it's too early. If you come tomorrow, it's too late. You pick the time."
The genius chorus goes "Tick tick tick tick tick tick, tick tick tick tick tick tick, daaaaaaaarling." It's an instant and addictive pick-me-up.
The song, from 1978 Kannada spy film
Operation Diamond Racket, features Dr Rajkumar planting a bug under a goon's restaurant table while masquerading as an entertainer.
Here are seven awesome things about the song:
The white microphone
These backup dancers
His red bow tie and waistcoat
The obvious manner in which he plants the bug that nobody but a movie villain could have failed to spot
"What did you say? What did you say? Nothing? Oh, it's alright"
This hussy accosting him
This man
Just in case the fabulousness of this song passed you by, watch it here: