Here is what Twitter is saying about Vijay Mallya's speedy bail:
Normal person: ek 'Bhel' dena.- prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) October 3, 2017
Shopkeeper: ha bas 2 minute
Vijay Mallya: jra 'Bail' dena.
Court: ha bas 2 minute.#VijayMallya
It's faster than the speed of light
Teacher: What's faster than the speed of light?- Harshit sharma (@Sharmajikaputtr) October 3, 2017
Student: Vijay Mallya 's bail .
Even faster than bullet trains
Mallya's bail faster than bullet train.- Ruchica Tomar (@ruchicatomar) October 3, 2017
Loads of comparisons to MS Dhoni's stumping
Vijay Mallya gets arres.... bail- Maithun (@Being_Humor) October 3, 2017
(Faster than Dhoni's stumping)
*KBC*- Angoor Stark (@ladywithflaws) October 3, 2017
Which of these things is the fastest?
1 F1 pit crew
2 Dhoni's stumping
3 Bullet train
4 Mallya getting bail
Contestant: I quit.
Vijay Mallya gets arrested.*Indians start cooking Maggi to celebrate*
Vijay Mallya gets bail.
*Maggi is ready*- Shridhar V (@iimcomic) October 3, 2017
Many Bollywood puns
Cops : Mr Mallya, you are under arrest- Gud 10 (@Ihsirh) October 4, 2017
V.M (with bail papers in his hands) : Acha chalta hoon duaon mein yaad rakhna...
Sathiya yeh tune kya kiya?- Bahadur (@my2bit) October 4, 2017
Mallya : Bail liya aur kya kiya
And much, much more
Shortest time periods- Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) October 3, 2017
Time between the first rain drop and Uber surge pricing
Time between the arrest and grant of bail of Vijay Mallya.
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