Now that the kids are asleep I can enjoy Father's Day.- Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 18, 2012
My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas I'll draw him a picture of some toys.- Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 20, 2010
8am.- No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 19, 2016
9yo: Dad! Have you seen my iPad? Oh... And happy Father's Day.
Glad I made it in the top two of his priorities today.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.- Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Being a father is thankless except for one day a year when a child gives you a bad tie you paid for. Happy Father's Day.- Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) June 16, 2013
My wife and kids are out buying me a father's day gift. What they don't realize is they already gave me the greatest gift of all: Silence.- Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 20, 2015
I don't care what my kids get me for Father's Day as long as it's a hammock- Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) June 18, 2016
A thoughtful way to honor your dad on Father's Day is to post a picture of him on a social media site that he doesn't know how to use.- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 21, 2015
Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a room.- Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 18, 2015
And this is why we love our dads
My 6 yr old thinks she can make things ok, after throwing a huge tantrum, by making me a bouquet of weeds.- Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) June 11, 2017
And...she's right. pic.twitter.com/4DFtAWAyfE
And in case your dad is still looking for more laughs, do show him this priceless video of a young girl and her Father's Day gift.