Here are a few jokes sent by NDTV surfers on Rajinikanth.
Rajini can study MBBS in an engineering college and become a lawyer. (Sent by: Kalyan)
Once Rajni and Time had a running competition....no wonder what the result is... Time is still running!!!!!! (Sent by: Sagar Patil)
Rajnikath doesn't need air to breathe ....its just that air requested rajnikath to enter him to keep itself warm! (Sent by: John)
Once Hanumanji was caught reading Rajnikanth Chalisa... (Sent by: Prasad R.Iyer)
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 per cent of germs... Rajinikanth can kill 100 per cent of whatever he wants. (Sent By: Vivek Rastogi)
Rajinikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds...
Rajini sir was playing cricket during rainy season and the rain got canceled due to his match. (Sent by: Deepak)
The world realised that india had a new hero - Rajni...the chinese tried to create a duplicate, but it turned out weaker and smaller. They named it "Jakie Chan"! (Sent by: Nikhil)
Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point Nortyh? Thats because Rajinikanth lives in South and nobody dare point at him.. (Sent by: Mohin)
Once Rajnikanth leaned on tower in Italy and now it is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa. (Sent by: Anshu)
