Erling Haaland just fired Norway into their first-ever World Cup quarterfinal with a brace against Brazil — and somehow became even more of an internet phenomenon in the process. From the deadpan Viking Row celebration to the "Haaland Running" meme that turned him into a horror-movie villain overnight, from ice baths with the trophy still in hand to his infamous 10-hour sleep schedule — this is everything that makes Erling Haaland impossible to look away from, on and off the pitch.