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If a mini heart attack is what you wake up with and tell yourself 'Run Lola Run' 5 days of the week, then this ad will work as hug therapy for you.
You're not the only one who sings "Get your freak on" to yourself in the shower. If you do have time for one, of course.
A line of organic balance protein shakes has created a "Real Morning Report" campaign to learn what most professional women's mornings are really like. Yes meninists, they feel you too, the same brand had come out with
another satirical ad for their product for you a couple of months back.
A stark contrast to the ads where working women (read as: Superwomen) are shown "doing yoga in their underwear" or "journaling in their journaling nook" or "eating a wholesome farm-fresh breakfast" early in the morning, here's an ad which tells you how most women are not living the poster life.
There are statistics, the ad promises. 21% of women check their work emails even before getting out of bed. A third of women never have enough time to make their beds before work. 58% of women swear at someone or something every morning. 79% women say they have eaten breakfast in a moving car - and this is where they promote their line of protein shakes.
Other than inspiring you to scope out shops for dry shampoo, this video tells you - "It's okay", "you're doing fine", "you'll figure it out when the time is right."
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So treat yourself today, you phenomenal woman. Just... don't forget your car keys.