1. Aaaw. You are really tiny! Really? I had no idea. I suddenly feel enlightened.
2. Good things come in small packages. What a profound observation. How do you not fall down more often?
3. Are you a growing child? Yes. Go buy me a toy store.
4. Do you shop in the kids section? What. I mean. I don't even...
5. Ohho. Finding a suitable partner for you would be so difficult. THAT'S IT. LIFE NO LONGER HAS ANY MEANING. NONEWHATSOEVER.
6. Do you want help opening the door latch? Yes. You giraffe-people and your giraffe-sized doors are completely beyond me. Get it? No? What? Brains too far down your long legs?
7. Aren't you afraid that you'll get run over on the road because they won't be able to spot you? First of all, who are these visually impaired people who have been permitted to drive? And secondly, yes! We're so afraid that we require therapy before and after crossing the road. Jerk.
8. When you're 40, you'll still look 36! Because being tiny is same as possessing an in-built elixir? Please give yourself a pat on the back. With a bat. Please. Just do.