1. Men and women can't be friends. Unless there's a third person. Then there's definitely a love triangle and heartache.
So much heartache.
2. The more serious the man, the more chatty the woman gets.
Especially if you're heartbroken and distraught because then you can fall in love.
3. If you love a boy, you must get a desi makeover for them to really love you.
Lose those glasses and you're it.
4. The person you hate is definitely the person you'll fall in love with
5. A break-up is never the end of the love story, unless you are Devdas. You'll always find your happy ending.
In the best possible way.
6. Pets are the best mediators.
Have dog will love.
7. Love Conquers all.
Even if you'd once loved an alien.