There is no denying the awesomeness of '90s Bollywood music. There is absolutely no getting past the unabashed cheesiness of the lyrics of yore, the soul-stirring choreography and the absolute loveliness that were the clothes. You may not openly acknowledge that you love these songs, but really. Everyone who was alive and kicking during the '90s probably loves and reminisces about those golden days. These songs are more adorable than a new born panda, and you know you love them.
10. Meri Pant Bhi SexyMovie:
DulaaraLyricist: Rani Malik, Yogesh
Ek hain anaar yahan
Kitne bimaar yahan
Ye dil main kis kis ko doon?
Har ek ladki mujhpe hain marti
Main sabke dil mein rahoon
KYUNKI!!Meri pant bhi sexy
Meri shirt bhi sexy
Mere baal bhi sexy
Meri chal bhi sexy
Ye rumaal bhi sexy
haiLet's just say it like it is. Govinda's moves and expressions are as legendary as the lyrics itself. All hail this genius.
9. Angna Mein Baba Duare Pe Maa Movie:
AankhenLyricist: Indeevar
Angna mein baba, duare pe maa
Kaise aaye gori hum tohre ghar maa?
Khet gaye baba, bazaar gayi maa
Akeli hoon ghar ma, tu aaja balma..
Do we really need to explain why this song is amazing? No? Okay.
8. Amma Dekh Tera Munda Bigda Jaaye Movie:
StuntmanLyricist: Sameer
Amma dekh aa dekh tera munda bigda jaaye
Bebe dekh aa dekh tera munda bigda jaaye
Iske chote baal kata de, isko Hindi
bol sikha de
TV-video
bandh kara de, college ka rasta dikhla de
Disco
mein jaana rukwa de, hotel
mein khana rukwa de
Changi kudi koi dikhla de, jaldi se shaadi karwa de!Before Eminem there was Bali Brahmbhatt. And before Tiger, there was Jackie Shroff. Yeah. That made no sense. Just like this earworm of a song.
7. Husn Hai Suhana Movie:
Coolie No 1Lyricist: Sameer
Husn hai suhana, ishq hai deewana
Roop ka khazana, aaj hai lootana
Aake deewane mujhe seene se laga.. Na..na naaaaaa
Goriya chura na mera jiya..
That this awesomeness exists, is cause enough for celebration. If you haven't danced to this number, you've failed as a party animal.
6. Pak Chik Pak Movie:
Raja BabuLyricist: Sameer
Pak chik pak Raja babu
Chal gaya koi jaadu
Na raha dil pe kabu
Kya kar gayi haseena?Michael Jackson, Govinda. Same difference. Almost.
5. Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast MastMovie:
MohraLyricist: Viju Shah
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast, tu cheez badi hai mast
Nahin tujhko koi hosh hosh, uspar joban ka josh josh
Nahin tera koi dosh dosh madhosh hai tu har vakt vakt
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast
Nobody can make garish clothes look as good as Akshay Kumar and absolutely nobody can match Raveena's dancing skills. The woman is a magician.
4. Stop That! Movie:
GamblerLyricist: Vinay Dave
Main chahe ye karu, main chahe woh karu
Main chahe yahan jau, main chahe wahan jau
Gore ko main kahu kaala, Jeeja ko main bolu saala
Nadi ko main bolu naala, chaabi bina kholu taala.. meri marzi!!
Govinda plus Devang Patel? Epic win. Also, standing ovation for Govinda's wardrobe. One cannot get any classier than this.
3. Tan Tana tan Tan Tan TaraMovie:
JudwaLyricist: Dev Kohli
Tan tana tan tan tan tara
Chalti hai kya 9
se 12?
Khadi khadi kya soch rahi hai?
Chal ho jaye nau do gyarahAnd that folks, is how you woo someone. Take down notes please.
2. Telephone Dhun Mein Hasne Wali Movie:
HindustaniLyricist: PK Mishra
Telephone
dhunn mein hasne waliMelborne
machli machalne waliDigital
mein sur hai tarashaMadonna
hai ya Natasha
Zakir Hussain
tabla tu hai kya? Oh, the eloquence. Oh, the Victorian clothes. Oh, the catchy tune. Oh, Kamal Haasan and Manisha Koirala. Oh my God. Madonna herself couldn't have made this song any better.
1. Kabhi na Kehna Kudiye Bye Bye Bye Movie:
Rock DancerLyricist: Nawab Arzoo, Maya Govind, Deepak Sneh, Indeewar
You are my cheeeken phryy (chicken fry, for the uninitiated)
You are my fish phry
Kabhi na kehna kudiye bye bye bye
You are my
samosaYou are my
masala dosaMain na kahungi mundiye bye bye bye..
They are talking about love while also talking about food. The word epic was created for this song. The robotic dancing helps too.
Bonus number: My Adorable Darling Movie:
Main Khiladi Tu AnadiLyricist: Zameer Kazmi
My adorable darling
I think of you every night, every morning
Tere bin main nahi jee sakta hoonOh my darling, I am your Prince Charming!
It's sung by Anu Malik. Enough said.
There are about a few hundred songs which also ought to be on this list, but ten is all we had space for. What's your favourite cheesy '90s number?